Sunday January 20, 2019 – Columbus OH

Not much to share today. Just a great poem about rugby. Which made me spend an hour looking at YouTube rugby videos and dreaming about my own glory days.


Source: by Rupert McCall

When the battle scars have faded

And the truth becomes a lie

And the weekend smell of liniment

Could almost make you cry.


When the last rucks well behind you

And the man that ran now walks

It doesn’t matter who you are

The mirror sometimes talks


Have a good hard look old son!

The melons not that great

The snoz that takes a sharp turn sideways

Used to be dead straight


You’re an advert for arthritis

You’re a thoroughbred gone lame

Then you ask yourself the question

Why the hell you played the game?


Was there logic in the head knocks?

In the corks and in the cuts?

Did common sense get pushed aside?

By manliness and guts?


Do you sometimes sit and wonder

Why your time would often pass

In a tangled mess of bodies

With your head up someone’s……?


With a thumb hooked up your nostril

Scratching gently on your brain

And an overgrown Neanderthal

Rejoicing in your pain!


Mate – you must recall the jersey

That was shredded into rags

Then the soothing sting of Dettol

On a back engraved with tags!


It’s almost worth admitting

Though with some degree of shame

That your wife was right in asking

Why the hell you played the game?


Why you’d always rock home legless

Like a cow on roller skates

After drinking at the clubhouse

With your low down drunken mates


Then you’d wake up – check your wallet

Not a solitary coin

Drink Berocca by the bucket

Throw an ice pack on your groin


Copping Sunday morning sermons

About boozers being losers

While you limped like Quasimodo

With a half a thousand bruises!


Yes – an urge to hug the porcelain

And curse Sambuca’s name

Would always pose the question

Why the hell you played the game!


And yet with every wound re-opened

As you grimly reminisce it

Comes the most compelling feeling yet

God, you bloody miss it!


From the first time that you laced a boot

And tightened every stud

That virus known as rugby

Has been living in your blood


When you dreamt it when you played it

All the rest took second fiddle

Now you’re standing on the sideline

But your hearts still in the middle


And no matter where you travel

You can take it as expected

There will always be a breed of people

Hopelessly infected


If there’s a teammate, then you’ll find him

Like a gravitating force

With a common understanding

And a beer or three, of course


And as you stand there telling lies

ike it was yesterday old friend

You’ll know that if you had the chance

You’d do it all again


You see – that’s the thing with rugby

It will always be the same

And that, I guarantee

Is why the hell you played the game!



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